Mummy, imagine if there was a tree as big as twenty-eight million thousand school buses, and it went up as high as the moon?
Would you climb up that tree to the moon?
Yes, I would climb and it would take lots of days and years. I would go with Polly.
What would you do on the moon?
I would show the aliens my butt.
You’d need a lot of sandwiches to keep you going when you were climbing up to the moon.
Cheese sandwiches. When I got to the moon, I would throw cheese at the space birds.