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Snake Venom

June 30, 2017

I bought some cream for my face. It was on offer and I’m nearly forty.


Snake Venom, it said, will instantly freeze your wrinkles. I dropped it in my basket and moved on to the nappies and wipes.


Hang on, Snake Venom? Really?


Improved Formula with SYN-AKE, a snake venom-like peptide.


That sounds artificial, and toxic, but I really don’t want to look old.


Instant Effect Wrinkle Filler, for visibly smoother and plumper skin.


Mercury, Botulism, Leeches straight from Medieval Physick onto our twenty-first century faces.


Poison is the acceptable face of beauty.